TBD (testing phase)
For your safety and for the safety of our researchers, we ask that you comply with all posted and non-posted rules of the facility. We kindly remind you that you are strictly prohibited from moving at this point in time - even a little. One of our friendly tour guides will arrive shortly and may restore some of your moving privileges. Once the tour starts, please remain very close to your tour guide, at all times. Visitors without a tour guide will be considered armed and hostile and wlll be indefinitely incarcerated. Visitors are not allowed to take pictures, film, take notes, take a break, ask questions, remove a gas mask, put on a gas mask, touch lab equipment, touch walls, touch door handles, touch researchers, touch another visitor, or touch themselves. Talking, dancing, humming, making any noise or smelling funny are also strictly prohibited, unless you have obtained prior written permission from the Lab Director. If you are in possession of a permission from the Lab Director, it is your responsibility to present it immediately to your tour guide. All class 5 permissions (unrestricted permit to touch myself) issued on or before March 9, 2021 have been cancelled and possessors must apply for a 5.1 permission before resuming any self-touching within the facility, in compliance with applicable geo-restrictions and decibel limits. This includes front lawn, staff cafeteria and gift shop (the bus stop is okay). Compliance with all the rules will decrease but not eliminate the risk of arrest, seizing and searching of personal property, random cavity searches, detention and enhanced interrogation in the basement.
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Twitch (testing phase)
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